Monday, March 9, 2009

Watchmen Was So Unbelieveably Horrible

I've never wanted to walk out a movie at so many different points- including within the first 5 minutes. I don't even want to talk about it, really.

So here are some movies I'd have rather spent my time/money on:
-Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector
-An American Carol
-Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
-Charlies Angels 2: Full Throttle
-Paul Blart: Mall Cop
-Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li
-Speed/Speed 2 (Double Feature!)
-The DaVinci Code
-Star Wars Episodes 1 through 3
-Dave Matthews Band Live Bootleg Series
-Any Cameron Diaz/Drew Barrymore/Julia Roberts romantic comedy
-Testicles Being Crushed In A Vice: An Exhausitve 13-part Documentary


  1. Thatttttt's kind of what I'm expecting.
    Happily I won't see it until dvd.

  2. man that's quite the list you've got there. paul blart? what the fuck kind of last name is blart?

  3. I actually tried to sneak into Watchmen, and waited in Street Fighter for it to start. I regretted leaving Street Fighter by the end of that night.