Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Overheard Asshole Files (A New Feature)

This one requires a little background info. The office space that I work in is divided in half- one side is our (mine/boss') and the other side is subletted out to another guy. The other guy in question, I have determined is quite possibly THE WORST PERSON EVER. Well, he's no Hitler or anything (actually, if he wasn't so lazy, he might be just as bad), but he's certianly the one and only truly bad person I've ever met. He's a born-again, a (relatively newly-minted) gun nut, an unbelieveable rascist, a sexist in league with O'Reilly, and just all around scumball sleazebag.
And no, I've not called him out yet- I'm saving up.
Anyway, being a blowhard-know-it-all is the most immediately noticiable of his many horrible traits. He doesn't really do too much in the way of working, it's mostly just barking ridiculous rhetorics and degradations at people over the phone and telling them how much more knowledgeable (then they) he is. He talks really loudly (so we can all hear him), so I am consistenly overhearing him, and I'm planning on making a log of some of the nearly unbelieveably things he says thoughout the day. Sorry everyone. It's your turn to share in my misery.
3/26/08: "What are these guys smokin? yukyukyuk"
"These women don't have God in their life- they just have no connection to reality"

You might think this is a bit of a slow start- but just wait. I promise it'll get better/worse.

[Oh, I almost forgot- here's an entry for yesterday: 3/25/08- He is listening to the Jurassic Park Soundtrack.]


  1. Does he leave the radio running on the Rush Limbaugh channel all day? Gotta love sumbliminal mind fuck america.

    I'm a little out of the loop, since I don't know what you do these days - so what DO you do these days that requires sharing space with this douche?

  2. Whooooaaa there, Billy Joe- I think Limbaugh is a little too mainstream for this human ass. Either that or he doesn't know how to find the radio station on his computer (thank allah). Said dirtbag is in the financial services industry (of course!).
    As for myself, I work in an accounting office doing taxes, organizing people's disheveled finances and blogging (unpaid).