Friday, February 2, 2007

Alternate Explanations For My Black Eye and Chin Cuts

-I was hit in the face by a guitar.
-I got in a fight with Isaiah Washington defending TR Knight's honor.
-The Cloud Mafia had a particularly intense rumble up in Paso.
-I was hit in the face twice by penises.

More to come as I think of inappropriate lies.

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