I've never wanted to walk out a movie at so many different points- including within the first 5 minutes. I don't even want to talk about it, really.
So here are some movies I'd have rather spent my time/money on:
-Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector
-An American Carol
-Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
-Charlies Angels 2: Full Throttle
-Paul Blart: Mall Cop
-Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li
-Speed/Speed 2 (Double Feature!)
-The DaVinci Code
-Star Wars Episodes 1 through 3
-Dave Matthews Band Live Bootleg Series
-Any Cameron Diaz/Drew Barrymore/Julia Roberts romantic comedy
-Testicles Being Crushed In A Vice: An Exhausitve 13-part Documentary
Monday, March 9, 2009
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Thatttttt's kind of what I'm expecting.
ReplyDeleteHappily I won't see it until dvd.
man that's quite the list you've got there. paul blart? what the fuck kind of last name is blart?
ReplyDeleteI actually tried to sneak into Watchmen, and waited in Street Fighter for it to start. I regretted leaving Street Fighter by the end of that night.
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