disneyland scorecard

+not arriving too early
-shitty parking
+heat
-heat
+moderate line lengths (for a weekend)
-long lines for short rides (indiana jones, i'm looking in your direction)
+better space mountain
-no pirates
+splash mountain breaking down with us on it
-brer rabbit: "Whooops- looks like there's a log jam up ahead!" x1000
+california adventure has the best rides and super short lines to get on them (Grizzly Rapids, Tower Of Terror, California Screamin' and Soaring Over California)
-more midwestern white trash than one could shake a stick at
-bad food